Not Today Satan - Perturbed Doll Era - Mouse PadWelcome to the Perturbed Doll Era Forget the dream house and the permanent smile. The Perturbed Doll Era is a collection for those days when the "plastic" life feels a little too real. Weve curated a series of high quality prints and products featuring the many faces of Barbie when shes finally had enough. From the subtle side eye at a long email thread to the full blown "WTF" stare at a sink full of dishes, these images capture the relatable,

The Mood: Functioning strictly on spite and high-octane caffeine

or go home until the sun comes up

Harlynn - Pendant w/ Crystal Drop - Vintage - Necklace

5/5 - Rich enough to demand its own seat at the table and loud enough to ensure no one forgets you were there

Elevate your everyday style with the Tammany Stretch Bracelet

Mood: Morally Unrestrained

Brand New Custom Blend

and the metallic tang of a wet pocketknife

These dramatic and interesting pieces come in two finishes for endless styling options

It doesn’t ask for permission to fill a room

Aloe Vera Leaf Juice

turning that initial sweetness into something heavy