The Tea BagI got tea bagged. This romantic, seductive phrase has been uttered by lovers for generations, all the way back to Adam and Eve. Probably. So go pull these socks on, stand up, then dangle and drop your boys onto the loveor likeof of your life. Feel free to make a helicopter sound when landing.

you’ll probably be watching Netflix or YouTube while you activate your glutes

Mix other ingredients together in the dark

Kick-ass socks

lock the door and put the phone on vibrate

1 case of light beer

It’s magnificent

make her do all the work and

Drink the light beer as fast as possible

So get in there

recently divorced lady with special

Wearing these socks will let your special someone know that this make-up tussle will include a little something extra

We’re not lawyers