The Staples 5.5" (Stretch)Consider yourself several pieces of paper, because you're not gonna want to leave home without the Staples lest there be documents EVERYWHERE. These dark khaki beauties are a main stay for any true shorts fan. These bad boys are kind of a big deal: they're made from our newest, fanciest, most technologically advanced stretch casual fabric for the ultimate in movability and flexibility. Fit: These stretch shorts have an elastic waist, a 5. 5 inch

But seriously can you see me

Also perfect for the cool down as well

It's not that I'll be out of cell service

Our stormiest black shorts thrive in all gales

little known fact

This 100% Cotton Long Sleeve Pocket Tee is printed with the Chubbies classic "Sky's Out

Be the commander in chief in the battle against winter

slightly thicker fabric (underwear is optional or so Phil says)

Two zippered pockets

Not just what you say to your two friends after they get back from the hair salon

Feast your eyes on our performance swim trunks

Fit: These things have an elastic waist and a 7-inch inseam