Toy Hoarders Society - Baby TeeThey have 400 toys. They play with three of them. But try to donate a single one and suddenly that broken Happy Meal toy from 2019 is their most prized possession. Royal membership, indeed. The Details: Green arched text at the top reads "Royal Member of the" in a playful rounded font. Below, orange text reads "Toy" flanked by two yellow stars, with "Hoarders" in green below and "Society" in large yellow text at the bottom. Three small toy icons sit

Goldfish in the left pocket

orange text reads "Toy" flanked by two yellow stars

A smiling nacho chip character with melted cheese dripping off its head holds a pink heart

Your kid relates to this snowman on a molecular level

Self-care hits different when you have been wrapped up in everyone else's nonsense since dawn

Exits are blocked by toys

with "Athl" and "Dept" on either side

and they were set high

"Outta" is the largest text

He sees you when you are sleeping

They told you it would be fun

The reindeer has a classic red Rudolph nose and a slightly unsettling stare