Gobble Til You Wobble - Baby TeeThe Thanksgiving training program starts early. Load the plate, clear the plate, repeat until structural integrity is compromised. The wobble is not a bug. It is a feature. The Details: White distressed arched block text reads "Gobble 'Til You Wobble" stacked in two lines above a cartoon illustration of a golden brown turkey with tail feathers fanned out in shades of olive and gold. Vintage Thanksgiving design with a hand drawn feel on a navy tee. The

Orange and white stars and sparkle accents are scattered throughout

Navy distressed block text at the top reads "Terrible

The illustration uses blue and golden-yellow ink in a vintage children's book cover style on a black tee

and it is roughly the cost of diapers

demands to be held

" Printed in a single distressed yellow ink on a red tee with a vintage product label aesthetic

All text is golden yellow on a royal blue tee with clean

Your kid is cruising around in questionable conditions and fully unbothered

Roll deep to the patch

That is you

and a Santa hat rendered in a two-tone blue and pink color palette

and significantly more unpredictable than anything hiding in the closet