Magical Hack [International Collectors' Edition]Set: International Collectors' Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {U} Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one basic land type with another. (For example, you may change "swampwalk" to "plainswalk." This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Set: Apocalypse Type: Creature — Angel Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U}{R}{W} Flying

I can't believe it was mere coincidence

"While they squabble below

If it's a noncreature

Set: Portal Type: Creature — Human Pirate Rarity: Common Cost: {U} Flying

as are my scissors

instead draw seven cards and your life total becomes 1

Set: EX: Holon Phantoms Type: Lightning

II — You gain 2 life

"It blinked

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Land — Mountain Plains Rarity: Rare ({T}: Add {R} or {W}

Squee has learned that intelligence and common sense are very different things