Naughty Nice Toddler TeeThe binary was flawed from the start. Naughty or nice implies there was ever a realistic shot at nice. Third option acknowledged. The Details: White checklist design with three options stacked vertically. Empty circle next to "Naughty" in script text, empty circle next to "Nice" in script text, and a checked box next to "Freakin' Blew It" in loose handwritten caps. Single color white print on a red tee with a holiday checklist vibe. The Fit & Fabric:

"Razor Edge" (side edges)

minimal typography

The pickle has a smug grin

Single-color print with a playful

colorful design on a white tee

Your kid earned this jersey with years of selective hearing

The Thanksgiving plate gets cleared in one sitting or it does not get cleared at all

No witnesses

The full daily itinerary

The letters feature red tops and black drop shadows

They told you it would be fun

slightly arched bold condensed block capitals stacked across four lines