Barbra Streisand CandleNOT CAMP AT ALL. Not one bit. We were musing on brochure text from a National Portrait Gallery exhibitions which posed the pertinent question "What is it about Barbara Streisand that drew me to her as a young boy of 12 or 13 living in Newcastle?" Well, whatever it was, we're punting a bet that the same youngster also felt a similar affinity to torch songs, tragic heroines clad in figure hugging frocks, and quite likely was an ardent fan of showtunes.

Here are affordable

At approximately 65mm wide  the recipient will be lighting up their tree with a personalised saintly picture of themselves or a friend

And the best part

put him in our pocket and take him home with us

here he is being totally adorable

which enabled us to legit look at hot dudes when we were growing up

her utterly superb twitter feed and making those coronavirus press briefings into something else entirely with possibly the most glorious Scottish brogue we've ever heard

Oh - and as one social media commentator drily observed

Just bloody fabulous

we get a bit girly whenever we see him

So here's a much more restrained but equally appealing look

we were clueless