Merry Hissmass Youth TeeThe cat did not ask for the hat. The cat does not want the hat. The cat will tolerate the hat for exactly four seconds before someone loses a finger. Happy holidays. The Details: Red ink on a white background features the text "Merry Hissmass" in a bold, rounded outlined hand drawn font. Below, an illustrated angry cat face wearing a Santa hat, mouth open in a hiss showing teeth, with detailed whiskers and pointed ears. Single color red line art

I'm Just A Lil' Cooler" in a bold

Two cartoon food characters high-five with impact lines between their hands: a white milk carton labeled "Milk" with a happy face on the left

Valentine's Day for the kid who has zero interest in any of it

" Surrounding the text are white line illustrations of various cocktails: a rocks glass with ice

Guess what

Green heather background with a classic retro Christmas card aesthetic

Above the script

red hand-lettered script text reads "Is This Love

the weird kid at the park

A yellow playground slide with blue ladder sits between the first two lines

The pillowcase is not full until the pillowcase is full

Retro cream and white arched text reads "Bitch Better Have My Cookies" framing a vintage-style illustration of Santa Claus sitting among overflowing toy sacks (dolls