Ceramic Flower Succulent Green 6I never imagined I'd find myself rhapsodizing about faux flora, yet here I was, utterly mesmerized by a ceramic succulent that looked like it had been plucked from the fever dream of a modernist gardener. This medium sized green echeveria, or at least Chive's abstract interpretation of one, sat in my palm like a porcelain revelation. "It's wall art decor," my sister declared, her voice tinged with the reverence usually reserved for religious artifacts

Every time I glance at this wall-mounted abstract artwork

I never thought I'd find myself extolling the virtues of a ceramic Chrysanthemum

revel in its story

As I admired the wall-mounted ceramic flowers

who once devoted six weeks to learning ventriloquism using nothing but YouTube videos and a sock puppet named Kenneth

reminiscent of a Zinderella Zinnia

Once upon a time

holding up various objects to the wall with one hand while making futile attempts to mark nail positions with the other

the sort of pristine white that makes you nervous to touch it with human hands

it was a little slice of happiness

the glamor

The country