Blayne vs. Johnny BroncoMatch length: 21: 22 This sizzling meetup is off the charts hot. Returning hunk Blayne faces off against the mountain of muscle that is Johnny Bronco. Blayne has a history of becoming distracted in matches against a certain type of opponent. So when Johnny's exquisite musculature enters the ring, bursting out of the tiniest Tarzan thong you've ever seen, you can already see Blayne's eyes start to glaze over. Nevertheless, he jumps right in to take the

Flexing obediently whenever your opponent demands

It’s a ritual

The match goes back and forth several times

Just to throw in one final show of domination

Throughout

It’s a strip-down

the whole arsenal

he finds the redhead busy admiring his own package in the mirror and becomes irate that someone would desecrate "his" ring that way

It only builds—until one final sequence threatens to end it all in a moment that feels earned

Gato tightens

The line between respect and rivalry blurs

This match is not competitive banter