Charboobie Boobs Charcuterie BoardHave you ever been caught salivating over a perfect pair of scrumptious looking knockers, only to be humiliated by your own shameful behavior?!? No? Just us then? Well, in any case, Charboobie Boards are officially here and trust us, you're gonna wanna cop a feel. Made from supple Canadian Maple, these wooden warlocks will firmly support all the charcuterie you could ever dream of! Perfect for bachelor ette parties, gender reveals, birthdays, or any

• Bold blue embroidery says what we’re all thinking

We make scholarly statements printed on space-grade vinyl

The cover wishes a "Happy Birthday: Hope it's jawsome

Open the card and press and hold the "Press Here" button

The melody that moves into a household and never pays rent

Optional Car Magnet Version

just pure giggle-fuel

Printed with eco-solvent inks for maximum chaos and clarity

and question reality

a colleague

” this vinyl sticker captures the viral Chad Cop meme in all its absurd glory

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